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New 'Daily Show' host Trevor Noah defends himself after backlash over tweets - Syracuse.com


NEW YORK (AP) — Trevor Noah, the newly announced host of “The Daily Show,” rejected the backlash over his graphic tweets targeting Jews and women as an unfair reflection of him and his comedy.


“To reduce my views to a handful of jokes that didn’t land is not a true reflection of my character, nor my evolution as a comedian,” Noah posted Tuesday on his Twitter account, the same one that included past tweets others deemed offensive.


Comedy Central also came to his defense, calling Noah a “provocative” comedian who “spares no one, himself included.”


“To judge him or his comedy based on a handful of jokes is unfair,” the network said in a statement, adding that he has “a bright future at Comedy Central.”


Noah was announced as Jon Stewart’s successor Monday. The next day, he was a trending topic on Twitter as he drew fire for jokes described as tasteless, hateful — and unfunny.


Roseanne Barr was among those calling out the 31-year-old South African comic, who has an international following and 2 million Twitter followers.


“U should cease sexist & anti semitic ‘humor’ about jewish women & Israel,” she tweeted late Monday.


Noah’s controversial tweets were posted between 2009 and 2014.


In 2009 he wrote: “Almost bumped a Jewish kid crossing the road. He didn’t look b4 crossing but I still would hav felt so bad in my german car!”


A 2012 post derides “jewish chicks.” Another one from 2011 jokes about “a hot white woman.”


In a post from 2011, he writes: “Oh yeah the weekend. People are gonna get drunk & think that I’m sexy!” He attributes the joke to “fat chicks everywhere.”


He also slammed the United States’ midsection in a 2013 tweet, writing that “When flying over the middle of America the turbulence is so bad. It’s like all the ignorance is rising through the air.”


The tweets showed a different side to Noah than the picture painted by Comedy Central and the comedian himself just a day earlier: In a phone interview Monday from Dubai, where Noah was traveling on a comedy tour, he likened himself to the New York-born Stewart, saying, “One thing we both share: We are both progressives.” He added, “traveling the world I’ve learned that progressives, regardless of their locations, think in a global space.”


Noah, the son of a black South African mother and white European father who speaks six languages, was being pitched by Comedy Central as reflecting a new age of global multiculturalism, “a citizen of the world,” in the words of Michele Ganeless, the network’s president.


He was named a little more than a month after Stewart unexpectedly announced he was leaving “The Daily Show” following 16 years as the show’s principal voice. Although no dates have been disclosed, Stewart is expected to depart by the end of the year, with Noah taking over soon afterward.


On Monday, Ganeless spoke of the advantage of introducing Noah to a mainstream U.S. audience through “The Daily Show,” with viewers coming to the show he hosts with no preconceptions. “They will get to discover him, and form their opinions of him, as they watch him host.”


But by Tuesday, some opinions were already forming. Weighing in on Noah’s selection, a Slate column compared his vetting to that of Sarah Palin as a running mate for presidential candidate John McCain.


The choice of a new host for “The Daily Show” is a critical decision not only for the satirical-news program, but for the network, whose identity has largely been forged by the “Daily Show” franchise, which for years was followed by the likewise signature “The Colbert Report.”


By the end of this year, Comedy Central will have completely remade this programming block. In January, African-American comic Larry Wilmore replaced the “The Colbert Report” hosting “The Nightly Show.”




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The senator kicked things off with a rousing speech to Christian conservatives at Liberty University, where he recounted his father’s redemption through Christ.


LYNCHBURG, Virginia — Standing atop a octagon-shaped stage, Senator Ted Cruz delivered a sermon to launch his 2016 presidential campaign.


It was a raucous crowd of students and Liberty University community members that had arrived to watch the occasion, whooping and hollering and shouting agreement at strategic points.


“I want to talk to you this morning about reigniting the promise of America,” Cruz said.


“AMEN!” exclaimed someone in the first row.


It won’t be the last political speech that sounds like a televangelist special.


The Texas Republican prefers to speak without a podium in order to wander like a ringmaster and play to the crowd. As he ascended to begin his remarks, a stagehand scrambled to pull a heavy Liberty University lectern off the stage.


Cruz’s campaign launch had more the feel of a teen Saturday night Christian worship concert than, for example, the grand, formal setting of the Old State Capitol in Illinois, where Barack Obama launched his presidential campaign in 2007.


In fact, Cruz’s speech was preceded by 25 minutes of worship music—were it not for the lyrics, you might have felt like you were at a loud Jonas Brothers concert, pulsing bass and all. Attendance at convocation was mandatory for students, so Cruz was guaranteed a full house.


Cruz started with an introduction of his parents: mother who was a pioneer in computer science, and his father, who left Cuba.


The Texas senator spoke at length about how his father had abandoned his mother and him when Cruz was 3, before converting to Christianity and returning to the family.


It was every bit the core of his sermon: a tale of sin and then redemption, as fitting for the Texas senator as the delivery and intonations of televangelist Joel Osteen.



“I want to talk to you this morning about reigniting the promise of America,” Senator Ted Cruz said.



“There are people who wonder if faith is real. I can tell you in my family there is not a second of doubt. For were it not for the transformative love of Jesus Christ, I would have been raised by a single mother without a father in the household,” Cruz told the crowd.


It was a fitting setting: Cruz, the Christian Baptist, launched his campaign at Liberty University which was founded in the ’70s as a Baptist college by Jerry Falwell Sr. It has has grown to become the largest evangelical Christian university in the world.


Cruz riffed on the aspirational imaginations of the crowd. Imagine a better economy, or a better education for every American child, or a government that upholds the Second Amendment, he said, gesturing. This instead of the government you have know, he added.


“Imagine a simple tax.” “Imagine a president that finally, finally, finally secures the borders.” “Imagine young people with four, five, six job offers.”


“Instead of a government that seizes your emails and your cellphones.” “Instead of a federal government that seeks to dictate school curriculum through common core.” “Instead of the joblessness, instead of the millions forced into part-time work.”


It was the cadence of a televangelist, all the way down to the mic hooked up to his ear and wrapped down the right side of his face, wandering to all eight sides of the stage to talk to different segments of the deeply Christian crowd.


“We’ve been excited about Ted Cruz for some time,” said attendee Bryce Hardy, near the front row, who said he preferred either Cruz or Kentucky Senator Rand Paul for the nomination. “They’re willing to go against the grain. They don’t appear wishy-washy. ‘This is who I am, take it or leave it.’ I like that mentality.”


Randy Marroquin, a student, and Brenda Sheets, a retired Liberty University graduate, had met in the front row of the Cruz event. They were already cheerfully filling out the Cruz cabinet: Scott Walker would be good for VP, they said, with Benghazi committee chairman Trey Gowdy as attorney general and neurosurgeon Ben Carson as head of Health and Human Services.


“I won’t support Jeb Bush,” Sheets said. “He’s for amnesty, he’s for common core.”


And at the end of his remarks Cruz called for the crowd to text his campaign so they have their contact information: text the word ‘constitution’ to 33733, the senator urged.


“God isn’t done with America yet,” Cruz said.


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Never, ever want to run out of coffee, toilet paper, razors or trash bags again? Amazon has a button for you.


The online behemoth launched Amazon Dash on Tuesday. Although that was one day before April Fools’, it actually is a real product, the company says.


Dash is a small oval electronic device about the size of a pack of gum. Each one comes emblazoned with the name of a different, frequently used-up, product.


Press the button and the device uses Wi-Fi to send a message to your Amazon account, automatically ordering a new stock of whatever you’re about to run out of.


The buttons mount using an adhesive strip on the back or a plastic clip.


You can set the buttons via Amazon’s mobile shopping app and assign the specific products and amounts you want from each click.


That click also sends a message to your phone, giving you a 30-minute window to cancel.


However many times an inquisitive toddler or pet might click the button, only one order will be sent at a time.


“Amazon Dash is Jeff Bezos’ latest ‘I want it now’ convenience stratagem,” said Richard Doherty, director of consulting firm The Envisioneering Group.


So far there are Dash buttons for coffee, detergent, razors, toilet paper, diapers, wipes, juice, dog food, trash bags, macaroni and cheese and napkins, among other items. A full list is available on the site.


Currently the Dash buttons are being sent only to Amazon Prime members who request them, and then by invitation only.


Contributing: Mike Snider in Washington, D.C.


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NEW YORK (AP) — Trevor Noah, the newly announced host of “The Daily Show,” rejected the backlash over his graphic tweets targeting Jews and women as an unfair reflection of him and his comedy.


“To reduce my views to a handful of jokes that didn’t land is not a true reflection of my character, nor my evolution as a comedian,” Noah posted Tuesday on his Twitter account, the same one that included past tweets others deemed offensive.


Comedy Central also came to his defense, calling Noah a “provocative” comedian who “spares no one, himself included.”


In this photo taken Oct. 27 2009 South African comedian Trevor Noah is photographed during an interview. Trevor Noah, a 31-year-old comedian from South Afric...

In this photo taken Oct. 27 2009 South African comedian Trevor Noah is photographed during an interview. Trevor Noah, a 31-year-old comedian from South Africa who has contributed to “The Daily Show” a handful of times during the past year, will become Jon Stewart’s replacement as host, Comedy Central announced Monday March 30, 2015. Noah was chosen a little more than a month after Stewart unexpectedly announced he was leaving “The Daily Show” following 16 years as the show’s principal voice. (AP Photo/Bongiwe Mchunu-The Star) SOUTH AFRICA OUT NO SALES NO ARCHIVE



“To judge him or his comedy based on a handful of jokes is unfair,” the network said in a statement, adding that he has “a bright future at Comedy Central.”


Noah was announced as Jon Stewart’s successor Monday. The next day, he was a trending topic on Twitter as he drew fire for jokes described as tasteless, hateful — and unfunny.


Roseanne Barr was among those calling out the 31-year-old South African comic, who has an international following and 2 million Twitter followers.


“U should cease sexist & anti semitic ‘humor’ about jewish women & Israel,” she tweeted late Monday.


Noah’s controversial tweets were posted between 2009 and 2014.


In 2009 he wrote: “Almost bumped a Jewish kid crossing the road. He didn’t look b4 crossing but I still would hav felt so bad in my german car!”


A 2012 post derides “jewish chicks.” Another one from 2011 jokes about “a hot white woman.”


In a post from 2011, he writes: “Oh yeah the weekend. People are gonna get drunk & think that I’m sexy!” He attributes the joke to “fat chicks everywhere.”


He also slammed the United States’ midsection in a 2013 tweet, writing that “When flying over the middle of America the turbulence is so bad. It’s like all the ignorance is rising through the air.”


The tweets showed a different side to Noah than the picture painted by Comedy Central and the comedian himself just a day earlier: In a phone interview Monday from Dubai, where Noah was traveling on a comedy tour, he likened himself to the New York-born Stewart, saying, “One thing we both share: We are both progressives.” He added, “traveling the world I’ve learned that progressives, regardless of their locations, think in a global space.”


Noah, the son of a black South African mother and white European father who speaks six languages, was being pitched by Comedy Central as reflecting a new age of global multiculturalism, “a citizen of the world,” in the words of Michele Ganeless, the network’s president.


He was named a little more than a month after Stewart unexpectedly announced he was leaving “The Daily Show” following 16 years as the show’s principal voice. Although no dates have been disclosed, Stewart is expected to depart by the end of the year, with Noah taking over soon afterward.


On Monday, Ganeless spoke of the advantage of introducing Noah to a mainstream U.S. audience through “The Daily Show,” with viewers coming to the show he hosts with no preconceptions. “They will get to discover him, and form their opinions of him, as they watch him host.”


But by Tuesday, some opinions were already forming. Weighing in on Noah’s selection, a Slate column compared his vetting to that of Sarah Palin as a running mate for presidential candidate John McCain.


The choice of a new host for “The Daily Show” is a critical decision not only for the satirical-news program, but for the network, whose identity has largely been forged by the “Daily Show” franchise, which for years was followed by the likewise signature “The Colbert Report.”


By the end of this year, Comedy Central will have completely remade this programming block. In January, African-American comic Larry Wilmore replaced the “The Colbert Report” hosting “The Nightly Show.”


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In this photo taken Oct. 27 2009 South African comedian Trevor Noah is photographed during an interview. Trevor Noah, a 31-year-old comedian from South Afric...

In this photo taken Oct. 27 2009 South African comedian Trevor Noah is photographed during an interview. Trevor Noah, a 31-year-old comedian from South Africa who has contributed to “The Daily Show” a handful of times during the past year, will become Jon Stewart’s replacement as host, Comedy Central announced Monday March 30, 2015. Noah was chosen a little more than a month after Stewart unexpectedly announced he was leaving “The Daily Show” following 16 years as the show’s principal voice. (AP Photo/Bongiwe Mchunu-The Star) SOUTH AFRICA OUT NO SALES NO ARCHIVE






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Never, ever want to run out of coffee, toilet paper, razors or trash bags again? Amazon has a button for you.


The online behemoth launched Amazon Dash on Tuesday. Although that was one day before April Fools’, it actually is a real product, the company says.


Dash is a small oval electronic device about the size of a pack of gum. Each one comes emblazoned with the name of a different, frequently used-up, product.


Press the button and the device uses Wi-Fi to send a message to your Amazon account, automatically ordering a new stock of whatever you’re about to run out of.


The buttons mount using an adhesive strip on the back or a plastic clip.


You can set the buttons via Amazon’s mobile shopping app and assign the specific products and amounts you want from each click.


That click also sends a message to your phone, giving you a 30-minute window to cancel.


However many times an inquisitive toddler or pet might click the button, only one order will be sent at a time.


“Amazon Dash is Jeff Bezos’ latest ‘I want it now’ convenience stratagem,” said Richard Doherty, director of consulting firm The Envisioneering Group.


So far there are Dash buttons for coffee, detergent, razors, toilet paper, diapers, wipes, juice, dog food, trash bags, macaroni and cheese and napkins, among other items. A full list is available on the site.


Currently the Dash buttons are being sent only to Amazon Prime members who request them, and then by invitation only.


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Ahead of April Fool’s Day, Google quietly slipped a clever Easter egg into Google Maps on Tuesday, allowing users to click a layer to see Pac-Man chase cherries and ghosts all over actual city streets.


Although not every location in the Los Angeles area is accessible to the little yellow dot, and there are a few glitches (don’t even get us started on how there’s no Ms. Pac-Man), it’s pretty fun to see the retro game played out next to major L.A.-area landmarks. But navigating some streets can be tough. Here are a few locations where amateurs need not apply.


Dodger Stadium



OK, to be honest, Google doesn’t let Pac-Man round the bases, so this is actually the massive Dodger Stadium parking lot. As anyone who has ever gotten lost after a game and a couple beers can tell you, there are lots and lots and lots of rows of parking running down the hill. That means lots of turns for the little yellow guy to miss, and corners where he can get trapped. Unless your name has been up on that video arcade scoreboard, you’ll probably strike out here.


Santa Monica Pier



Sure, the long, straight pier looks like a piece of cake, but there’s a little ghost guarding that scenic circle at the end and it takes impeccable timing to avoid him. There are also plenty of weird turns along the bike path and a series of hairpins through the massive parking lot. It’s no beach picnic.


Mulholland Drive



As if the famous road weren’t twisty enough, the “Pac-Man” game also includes hiking paths such as the Betty B. Dearing Trail, which has switchbacks running through the hills above the overlook spots. Running to the edge of the map also won’t necessarily get you where you want go to (the other side of the map, where all those tasty dots are).


Rose Bowl



Again, rows and rows of stadium parking do not a successful Pac-Man make. Even if you don’t die in a ghost traffic jam, negotiating the awkward turns on a non-grid “Pac-Man” course is courting disaster. Unless you’re a champion “Pac-Man” player, nothing’s coming up roses for you here.


Beverly Hills



With no obvious way to tilt the grid, you need to make diagonal turns with your up, down, left, and right arrows, and most of the time it doesn’t work out. Even if you were able to rotate the streetscape, the winding part of Santa Monica Boulevard can throw you for a loop, and don’t even ask how you’re supposed to get through that little circle in the middle of Beverly Gardens Park.


Looking for Easy Street?


If you’re as bad at “Pac-Man” as I am, it’s not technically cheating if you try these other Los Angeles-area locales to level up faster:


Pasadena



Everything’s easier in Pasadena, isn’t it? With its wide boulevards and straightforward grids, Pac-Man will have no problem here.


Grand Park



The tilted grid can still be challenging, but there’s room to roam and lots of routes through the downtown L.A. park. Just watch out for the tangled mess near the park’s big fountain.


The Getty Museum



It can’t be cheating if Google actually lets you play here, right? With only two roads — Beverly Park Drive and Getty Center Drive — it can be tricky if you get trapped, but easy to level up if you are effective at luring the ghosts away and grabbing all the cherries and those power pellets that let you eat up the ghosts before they eat you. Plus, Pac-Man requires minimal steering here and mostly bumps along the winding path without getting stuck.


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NASCAR issued one of the largest penalties in its history Tuesday after Ryan Newman’s No. 31 team at Richard Childress Racing was found to have illegally manipulated tires.


Rumors had swept through the NASCAR garage last weekend at Martinsville Speedway after officials confiscated tires for two straight weeks. Drivers like Jeff Gordon and Denny Hamlin said they were certain some teams were drilling small holes in the tires in order to let air out during the course of a run, thus allowing for better wear and grip.


Newman’s team was found to be guilty of that, earning a whopping “P5″ penalty on NASCAR’s six-tier infractions scale. The sanctions include a 75-point deduction, a $ 125,000 fine for crew chief Luke Lambert and six-race suspensions for Lambert, tire technician James Bender and team engineer Philip Surgen.







It’s said that NASCAR has a holy trinity of sacred areas on the car: Engines, fuel and tires. Any illegal modification or manipulation in those areas is expressly frowned upon.


When officials took tires after the March 22 race at Auto Club Speedway and sent them to an independent lab for analysis, it was clear there could be trouble if any results came back positive.


“NASCAR takes very seriously its responsibility to govern and regulate the rules of the sport in order to ensure competitive balance,” NASCAR executive vice president Steve O’Donnell said. “We’ve been very clear that any modifications to race vehicle tires is an unacceptable practice and will not be tolerated.”


The points penalty means Newman, who made an unlikely run to the four-driver championship race last year, drops from sixth in the Sprint Cup Series point standings to 26th. His chances at points-racing his way into the 16-driver Chase for the Sprint Cup — as he did last year — are now greatly diminished.


Newman would likely have to win a race to make the playoff, which he has not done since joining RCR at the start of last year.







In a statement, RCR said it will evaluate its options for an appeal once NASCAR provides the team with specific details of the infraction.


“We understand the seriousness of the penalty,” RCR president Torrey Galida said. “In fact, RCR has been one of the most outspoken opponents against tire bleeding since the rumors began to surface last season.”


Meanwhile, other teams can breathe a sigh of relief. Kevin Harvick’s No. 4 team at Stewart-Haas Racing had been the subject of many rumors, but crew chief Rodney Childers insisted to USA TODAY Sports on Friday that his team was not engaging in any manipulation.


Also cleared: Harvick’s teammate Kurt Busch and Newman’s teammate Paul Menard, who also had tires taken at Auto Club.


NASCAR, which warned crew chiefs on Friday there would be harsh penalties for any team caught cheating, also took tires after the Martinsville race. Those tires, taken from Joey Logano, AJ Allmendinger, Martin Truex Jr. and Matt Kenseth, were all found to be legal.


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A quick story, if you don’t mind:


An elderly man was walking his dog outside the Bay Hill media center on Sunday night. It was about 8:45 p.m.; nearly three hours had passed since Matt Every won the Arnold Palmer Invitational. The TV trucks had packed up and shipped out. The clubhouse parking lot was empty, save for a few cleanup crews. Dressed in a blue blazer, the man shuffled along the dark sidewalk, with a security guard trailing some 30 feet behind. The man nodded politely as he passed a few fans. He thanked them for coming to the tournament. He even gave them a little thumbs-up. Then he tugged gently on his dog’s chain, and off they went into the night.


Good night, Arnie. 



Your new favorite for Augusta is … ha! Like we have any idea. Just draw a name out of a hat.


All of the leading options have flaws, reasons to doubt them. For so many years it was Tiger and Phil or the field, and oftentimes the two stars prevailed. Now it’s an imperfect, wide-open Masters. Isn’t it wonderful?


The favorite could be Rory McIlroy … but his wedge game has gone MIA. Could be Henrik Stenson … but he’s one three-putt away from snapping that putter over his knee. Could be Jason Day … but his play has been sleepy since Torrey. Could be Adam Scott … but he’s putting like it’s 2010. Could be Bubba Watson … but he’ll go a month between starts, and in the past few weeks he’s blown a lead at Doral and is dealing with the death of a close friend.


One of the boldfaced names likely will find a way to slip into the green jacket, but the list of potential winners is longer and deeper than in recent memory. With the first pick in the annual Masters pool draft … oh, wait a second. Let’s grab that hat.   




The Florida swing being the unofficial Road to the Masters, here are five things we learned during the four pit stops in the Sunshine State:


1. 54-hole leaders can’t slam the door. With his final-round stumble at Bay Hill, Henrik Stenson became the ninth consecutive third-round leader who coughed up the lead on the final day. At least the world No. 2 didn’t completely gag it away on Sunday – he still shot 70, which was an improvement over the past 10 third-round leaders and co-leaders, each of whom failed to break par over their final 18 holes. If this trend continues, we might soon see guys playing hot potato on Saturday afternoon, trying to avoid the top spot. 


2. Rory is frustrated. So much for a leisurely stroll into Augusta. A missed cut at Honda. A tie for ninth at Doral that was more notable for his iron-sling into the pond. And a T-11 at Arnie’s Place after a weekend fade. He’s already going to get badgered about trying to become the sixth player to complete the career Grand Slam. Now he also has to worry about persistent questions about his form. It’s another distraction, and another reason, why he’s not scribbled atop our list of can’t-miss contenders.   


3. Tiger’s woes are deeper than they originally appeared. Last week’s Arnold Palmer Invitational was the tournament everyone circled on their calendar for his return. Playing Arnie’s event would have given Woods six weeks to prepare and a few much-needed reps before the Masters – and besides, he could practically play Bay Hill in his sleep, having won there eight times. Yet his decision to skip the API is viewed now as an important benchmark in his stalled comeback. His physical gifts aren’t so much the question as what’s going on between the ears. So fragile mentally, would he dare risk undoing two months of hard work with a potential embarrassment on the sport’s biggest stage? Today, it doesn’t seem likely.  



4. Jordan Spieth and Patrick Reed have established the foundation for a long rivalry. And not just against each other, which would be plenty fun, but also teaming up to challenge Rory’s throne. They’ll never put up Tiger’s numbers – in viewership or victories – but their thrilling game of H-O-R-S-E in Tampa proved that these guys can at least move the needle a little bit. The last hour of the Valspar registered a 3.6 overnight rating, which is big for a non-major and non-Tiger event. (Comparison: The NCAA selection show had a 3.9.) During a PGA Tour season that has been rife with parity – the API was the 19th event this season with a 19th different winner – the ascendance of these two under-25 studs is worth applauding.  


5. Dustin Johnson reminded observers that he is one of five players on Tour who are worth the price of admission. His pace of play is refreshing, and so is the simplistic way in which he approaches the game – select club, pick target, shoot. The possibility that you could get sucked into his driver vortex is appealing, too. The other four guys I’d pay to watch play golf:


  • Rory. When he’s on, it’s performance art, an awe-inspiring display of power, finesse and bravado.

  • Bubba. High shots, low shots, hook shots, slice shots, shots with raw power, shots with deft touch. The beauty is that even Watson doesn’t know what he’ll do next. 

  • Adam. Can your swing improve simply through osmosis? Here’s hoping. And the gallery-watching isn’t bad, either.

  • Tiger. We used to watch because it was history in the making. Now, we watch because we don’t know how much longer he’ll be around, and because you’re bound to get up close, with all of his foul balls. 

6. Watching Henrik Stenson pulverize his way around a golf course, it’s a wonder that he doesn’t win multiple big-time events each year. The ball just sounds different coming off his club – clean, crisp, compressed. But seeing how The Stense handled the closing hour at Bay Hill provided an illuminating answer into why he has won *only* four times on Tour. Stenson became frazzled when a rules official told his group that it was out of position and on the clock for a second time. Without the “extra five seconds” he apparently needed to go through his usual (lengthy) routine, Stenson took six putts total on Nos. 15 and 16 and cost himself a shot at his first Tour title since the 2013 Tour Championship.


It was a weak excuse – especially when the Tour hasn’t doled out a slow-play penalty in eons. Needless to say, they weren’t going to break that streak at Arnie’s event.  



7. To his credit, though, Stenson has made massive strides with his putting over the past few years. It was the biggest weakness in his game and he’s put in the time and effort to improve. Through the API he is ranked second on Tour in strokes gained; last year he was 135th.  


Stenson was ranked second in the field in strokes gained-putting through three rounds at Bay Hill, with nine made putts over 10 feet and only three misses inside that range. The final round was a different story. He was dead last in the field in strokes gained. No makes over 10 feet. Six misses inside that range. That was the difference between winning and losing – not some pushy rules official. 


8. For the next two weeks, you can bet that Rory will place the greatest emphasis on his wedge play. At Bay Hill, the world No. 1 hit 75 percent of the greens, but he didn’t give himself enough good looks for birdie. His length and right-to-left ball flight give him a tremendous advantage at Augusta, which is why he needs to capitalize on the shots from 150 yards and in.


Last year he was 58th or better on Tour in proximity to the hole from 75-100 yards, 100-125 yards and 125-150 yards. That’s a sharp contrast to the numbers he posted in 2013, when he was outside the top 125 in all three ranges. His Masters success will hinge on how well he can dial in his wedges. 


9. The headline last week was that Bubba Watson’s pre-Masters preparation was turned upside down when he withdrew from Bay Hill because of the unexpected death of a childhood friend. Turns out David Miller was more than that. Miller and Watson played at Georgia at the same time, and they remained close over the years – so close that during the Bulldogs’ annual alumni tournament, they frequently played together. Last year, they won. So close, that Watson skipped Arnold Palmer’s event to serve as a pallbearer at Miller’s funeral. His friend was 36 years old, a father of two young kids. Even more heartbreaking was what Watson posted on Instagram on Friday – that Miller had been baptized just three days before his death. 



10. In addition to the soon-to-be-ripped-up greens at Bay Hill, Arnold Palmer also mentioned before last week’s tournament that he hoped to make a few changes to 16, the easily reachable 511-yard par 5. “That’s really the weak part of the golf course right now,” said Palmer, but your correspondent couldn’t disagree more. It’s one of the best holes on an otherwise nondescript Florida swing course. 


Who cares that it played to a 4.23 average for the week, yielding 223 birdies, 31 eagles and an albatross? You don’t hear complaints that the first hole at Riviera is too easy. The overall winning score is what matters, not the total under par. Bay Hill’s 16th played a pivotal role in the tournament, whether it was Rory’s forehead-slapping bogey there on Saturday or Stenson’s three-jack from the back of the green on Sunday. It’s a fun departure from the gut-check closing stretch. Tricking up the green will only make the hole less dramatic. 


11. That drive that sailed past the out-of-bounds fence left of 18 Sunday? Turns out it cost Morgan Hoffmann 63 large – the difference between a tie for third ($ 365,400) and solo fourth ($ 302,400). The 25-year-old impressed with his start in the final round, going 5 under through eight holes, but playing his last 10 in 4 over cost him some serious cash. That private plane isn’t going to fly itself, you know … 


12. If you missed the surprising backstory of Matt Every’s Bay Hill defense, you can find it here.


13. If desperate times call for desperate measures, then maybe Scott really should consider going back to the broomstick for the upcoming Masters. Some shocking stats were unearthed by the Golf Channel research team:


  • Last week alone, Scott had five misses inside 5 feet, 11 misses inside 10 feet and he lost more than four shots (4.1) to the field on the greens.

  • That follows his previous four rounds with the conventional putter, when he lost – gulp – 7.8 strokes.

Augusta’s greens can make even a good putter look average. Imagine how they could expose a player who is struggling with both his stroke and his confidence.  


14. Bashing a golf ball puts an incredible strain on the body. Even more so when your name is Brooks Koepka and you own a 121-mph golf swing. He dislocated a rib at Bay Hill, had it pushed back in twice during his third round and was in such discomfort Sunday that he didn’t even take full practice swings. Grimacing after every shot, he withdrew after 11 holes in the final round, his first WD at any level. “It really pisses me off, to be honest with you,” he said in the parking lot. A winner earlier this year in Phoenix, Koepka is scheduled to play the Houston Open in two weeks. It’d be a shame if he tried to tough out this injury but in the process only damaged his Masters hopes. 


15. So, how was YOUR Florida swing? Not as good as Daniel Berger’s. The 21-year-old rookie lost in a playoff at the Honda – a defeat with a $ 658,800 consolation prize – and hit for the par-5 cycle at Bay Hill, recording a 2-3-4-5 during a third-round (sigh) 68. It was the first time that feat had ever been accomplished on the PGA Tour, yet it didn’t even crack the top 3 on SportsCenter’s Top 10 list.


Cue Berger: 


Good point, but it got us thinking: Was it the wildest stretch ever in a tournament? Nah. The nod here still goes to Karen Stupples, who began the final round of the 2004 Women’s British Open with an eagle and an albatross. It propelled her to a closing 64 and her first (and only) major win.



To say it’s wet in Madeira would be an understatement.


The European Tour’s Madeira Islands Open was mercifully canceled Sunday, after four days of 50-mph winds and heavy downpours. It was just as well – it had the worst field on any major tour this year. Only ONE top-200 player was entered in the tournament – SSP Chowrasia, who checks in at No. 174. The next best was Bradley Dredge, at No. 255. The only two guys in the top 340. There were more than 30 – THIRTY! – with the lowest possible ranking of 1,548. So much for the circuit’s triumphant return to Europe. 



And before we go …


What a missed opportunity for Harris English. At No. 52 in the world, he likely needed a top-5 finish at Bay Hill to move safely inside the top 50 and secure a spot to the Masters. Instead, he shot rounds of 72-75 on the weekend, dropped to T-29 and actually fell a spot in the rankings, to No. 53. He’s entered in this week’s Texas Open. If he doesn’t make a move at TPC San Antonio – where he doesn’t own a top-60 finish in two previous tries – then it’ll be win-or-bust in Houston. … Happy Thanksgiving! The 2016 Olympic course will host a test event Nov. 26-29 in Rio. … Tiger Woods is now the 96th-ranked golfer in the world. If he even plays the Masters, it’ll be the first time in his pro career that he entered a major outside the top 100. … Lydia Ko shot 66-69-69-69 at the LPGA’s Founders Cup and finished T-6. Washed up. … Our NCAA bracket is all shades of busted. If you’re a die-hard college fan, go ahead and pencil in Texas as a No. 1 seed in your, um, NCAA Golf Tournament bracket. Last weekend the Longhorns won their third event in a row, and fourth overall. … Um, was that a cyst taken out of Azahara Munoz’s left hand, or a meatball? … McIlroy joked that Arnie “made” him eat a banana split during their two-and-a-half-hour dinner Thursday night. Not so, says Palmer: “He went into it like it was the last supper.” … You Know Who’s car in the parking lot, in the most visible spot. Subtle. 




Right now, my gut says no, but I’ve flipped on this over the past week. When he didn’t commit to Bay Hill, I thought the fact that Woods waited until virtually the last minute was encouraging, a sign that he was close but not quite ready. Now, it feels like it could be a while before we see Tiger back in competition. With issues that are more mental than physical, Augusta might literally be the last place on the planet that he’d want to return. The risk of embarrassment – and a psychological relapse – is too great.


The two burning questions, it seems, from the past week:


  1. That’s the ninth week in a row that the 54-hole leader didn’t win. For so many years Tiger tricked us into thinking that winning is straightforward, almost easy. Even the best closers in baseball cough up a lead every once in a while, but this recent oh-fer is startling. The pursuers don’t sleep on the lead, don’t have the expectations to perform, don’t have the internal here-we-go-again drama when a bad break or shot happens early in the round. That’s about the only explanation we have.

  2. Of course it’s an albatross. It’s a 3-under score. An eagle is 2 under. Double that, and it’s 4 under par. A “double eagle” is a strictly American invention, and it’s one that makes absolutely no sense.



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